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The pup helping me unpack

Mom's are great for hangovers

  • Me (in bed hungover): Moooooooommmmmmmmmmm?! Mooooooooommmmmm?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Can you bring some coke?
  • Mom: Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Me (5mins later - still in bed): Moooooooooommmm?! Moooooooooom?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Can you bring me some Advil?
  • Mom: Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Me (10mins later - still in bed): Moooooooooommm?! Mooooooooooommmmmm?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Do you have any macaroni in the freezer?
  • Mom: Yes....
  • Me: Can you make it for me - pllllllllleasssse?!
  • Mom (30mins later): Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!
this is amazing

this is amazing

Two lies last night

“Let’s go out for one drink - just one though - I have to study”

“I can totally ride this skate board”

as told by me

Lesbians vs. Penises. 

Gay Guys vs. Vaginas.

Me after my exam.

Me before the exam.

Me before the exam.

Thought process while studying for my exam.

Thought process while studying for my exam.

Unpacking after a vacation.

Unpacking after a vacation.