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But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.
Lets pretend this never happened - Jenny Lawson
this is amazing

this is amazing

  • Me: Shut up you assholes! Shit - I shouldn't have said that!
  • 6 year old: All I heard was "Pass"
  • Me: Smart girl.

A little helpful tip for you fine ladies.

Perfectly Inappropriate 1000th Post

  • Dude: You're probably the top of my list of women I'd like to sleep with if I'm ever single again. No, the top.
  • Me: That made my day.
  • Dude: Good. Then its settled. If I'm ever single, my cock your vag
  • Me: Donesi

And I want to voluntarily invoke my “Canadian-ness”?

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I can’t frigging wait for Paul.

Piper was named after Todd’s airplane, the Piper Cub, which gets us to the hunting grounds… Bristol, Bristol Bay fishing grounds. Willow, a local sport-fishing stream. Trig, I pull the TRIG-ger. Track… I remember when we told my dad that his grandson was named Track, he said, ‘Like TRACKing an elephant?
  • Sarah Palin discussing the origins of her children’s names. 
  • Wow, I mean, just wow.

God is not gay.

According to Ricky Gervais.

I’m going on a Ricky Gervais tangent tonight.