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- Me: Shut up you assholes! Shit - I shouldn't have said that!
- 6 year old: All I heard was "Pass"
- Me: Smart girl.
A little helpful tip for you fine ladies.
Perfectly Inappropriate 1000th Post
- Dude: You're probably the top of my list of women I'd like to sleep with if I'm ever single again. No, the top.
- Me: That made my day.
- Dude: Good. Then its settled. If I'm ever single, my cock your vag
- Me: Donesi
And I want to voluntarily invoke my “Canadian-ness”?
I can’t frigging wait for Paul.
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Piper was named after Todd’s airplane, the Piper Cub, which gets us to the hunting grounds… Bristol, Bristol Bay fishing grounds. Willow, a local sport-fishing stream. Trig, I pull the TRIG-ger. Track… I remember when we told my dad that his grandson was named Track, he said, ‘Like TRACKing an elephant?
- Sarah Palin discussing the origins of her children’s names.
- Wow, I mean, just wow.
God is not gay.
According to Ricky Gervais.
I’m going on a Ricky Gervais tangent tonight.
Typical.
This is someone’s opinion of my sister’s parking skills.
Let’s break this down.
Someone took the time to:
a) open up word
b) type out the perfect message
c) pick a color
d) print
e) leave their dwelling and walk down to the car
f) put it on windsheild.
funniest.thing.EVER.
