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  • Mom: So what did you have for dinner?
  • Me: A carrot and lentil salad
  • Mom: Good girl
  • (What I "forgot to add"): ...with a side of salt'n'vinegar chips and m&m's...oh and wine!

Skype priorities

  • Mom: Well hello - we haven't Skyped in ages
  • Me: Yeah - where's Maggie?!
  • Mom: I said Hello Darling - I haven't seen you in ages
  • Me: I know - I haven't seen Maggie in weeks - put her on!
  • Mom: well this is just ridiculous...Maggie get over here
  • Me: HI LOVE! I MISS YOU!
  • Mom: *hmph*
  • (Maggie is my dog)

Saturday afternoon conversation with the Mums

Mom: I was going to call you Friday night but I figured you’d be busy!

Me: Nope, no plans.

Mom: Any plans tonight?

Me: Nothing solid. Might hang out with a girlfriend.

Mom: Tomorrow?

Me: Nadda.

Mom: What happened to the guy you were seeing? No plans with him?

Me: He’s taking some time to figure “stuff” out…

Mom: Fuck! Are you serious?

Me: DID YOU JUST SWEAR?!

Mom: Well I mean he’s an idiot.

Me: Yup.