- Mom: So what did you have for dinner?
- Me: A carrot and lentil salad
- Mom: Good girl
- (What I "forgot to add"): ...with a side of salt'n'vinegar chips and m&m's...oh and wine!
Saturday afternoon conversation with the Mums
Mom: I was going to call you Friday night but I figured you’d be busy!
Me: Nope, no plans.
Mom: Any plans tonight?
Me: Nothing solid. Might hang out with a girlfriend.
Mom: What happened to the guy you were seeing? No plans with him?
Me: He’s taking some time to figure “stuff” out…
Mom: Fuck! Are you serious?
Me: DID YOU JUST SWEAR?!
Mom: Well I mean he’s an idiot.