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Mom's are great for hangovers

  • Me (in bed hungover): Moooooooommmmmmmmmmm?! Mooooooooommmmmm?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Can you bring some coke?
  • Mom: Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Me (5mins later - still in bed): Moooooooooommmm?! Moooooooooom?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Can you bring me some Advil?
  • Mom: Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Me (10mins later - still in bed): Moooooooooommm?! Mooooooooooommmmmm?!
  • Mom: Yes?
  • Me: Do you have any macaroni in the freezer?
  • Mom: Yes....
  • Me: Can you make it for me - pllllllllleasssse?!
  • Mom (30mins later): Here you go.
  • Me: Thanks!

Last night I had an extremely terrifying nightmare.

I’ve been lucid dreaming for a while now. Knowing I’m dreaming and forcing myself to wake up. Except most times I wake up to another dream. It takes me a really long time to get adjusted to my reality.

Last night I was absolutely terrified. I woke up and had no recollection of where I was, what bed I was in. It took me a while to get adjusted to my surroundings and realize I was awake…at 1:30am. I wanted (and needed) desperately someone to talk to. Someone who would tell me I wasn’t in a dream. So I did what every 30 year old does.

I called my mom.
(Thankfully there is a 5hr time change so it was only 10:30pm her time)

But she didn’t pick up.

Then about an hour later my phone started buzzing and it was her.

"Mom.." - I said. "I had a really bad dream…" I continued.

"Well don’t worry - it won’t come true."

"Thanks Mom - I’m going back to sleep now."

"Ok darling, I’ll speak to you over the weekend."

"Love you, Goodnight" we both said.

Sometimes you really just need your mom.

( No matter how old you get)
  • Mom: So what did you have for dinner?
  • Me: A carrot and lentil salad
  • Mom: Good girl
  • (What I "forgot to add"): ...with a side of salt'n'vinegar chips and m&m's...oh and wine!

Skype priorities

  • Mom: Well hello - we haven't Skyped in ages
  • Me: Yeah - where's Maggie?!
  • Mom: I said Hello Darling - I haven't seen you in ages
  • Me: I know - I haven't seen Maggie in weeks - put her on!
  • Mom: well this is just ridiculous...Maggie get over here
  • Me: HI LOVE! I MISS YOU!
  • Mom: *hmph*
  • (Maggie is my dog)

Saturday afternoon conversation with the Mums

Mom: I was going to call you Friday night but I figured you’d be busy!

Me: Nope, no plans.

Mom: Any plans tonight?

Me: Nothing solid. Might hang out with a girlfriend.

Mom: Tomorrow?

Me: Nadda.

Mom: What happened to the guy you were seeing? No plans with him?

Me: He’s taking some time to figure “stuff” out…

Mom: Fuck! Are you serious?

Me: DID YOU JUST SWEAR?!

Mom: Well I mean he’s an idiot.

Me: Yup.